Procrastinating my developmental psychology midterm, I chance upon an old document lying around my documents folder! Fancy that, Napoleon limericks I wrote some years ago. Here they are for all to enjoy--hopefully more to come.
Concerning a Touchy Subject
Napoleon dismounting his cruiser
Replied to his taunting abuser
"I'm not four eleven;
I'm pushing five seven"
And bust a cap in that sore loser
Treaty of Tilsit with Czar Alexander I
The Czar asks the Emperor at Tilsit
To lay down the terms as he wills it
"Alex", he said
"Your sister to wed"
"No Way!" says the Czar and he nils it.
Misconstrued Waterloo
Waterloo's win was contrived
The allies may not have survived
Napoleon would pwn
And stay on his throne
Had not those damn Prussians arrived
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