And brought my iguana so she could see.
So exuberant was I at meeting the Queen
That I brought my iguana to tea.
However, my iguana leaped out of my arms
And landed in the Queen's hair!
How dishonorable, humiliating, despicable, ignominious!
I tried to hide my face in despair.
My iguana was vitiating the Queen's coiffure
But his temerity was not yet complete:
As I began to execrate him,
He began to exuberantly excrete.
-------1. exuberant (adj) - joyously unrestrained and enthusiastic, flamboyant / plentiful
2. ignominious (adj) - dishonorable, humiliating, despicable
3. vitiate (v) - make faulty or defective, impair
4. temerity (n) - recklessness, rashness
5. execrate (v) - declare to be evil or detestable
6. excrete - just wanted to highlight it
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